shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
And then my night got REAL pukey
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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