im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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