But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The maid of honor just puked.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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