So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
