i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
