There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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