weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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