so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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