My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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