You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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