You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
They took my balls.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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