Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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