do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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