and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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