Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Randomize
