i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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