THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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