Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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