I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
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