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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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