i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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