I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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