Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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