so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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