I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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