so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
