my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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