You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
there's paper in my vomit.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
