Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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