Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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