Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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