Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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