did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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