Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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