can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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