just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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