we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
I did not marry a roomba.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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