census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
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