I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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