Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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