I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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