i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
