im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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