it wasn't lemon gatorade
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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