got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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