trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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