You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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