ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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