I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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