i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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