hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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