I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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