Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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