I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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