what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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