good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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