The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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