Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I understand Curling. That high.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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