i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
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