he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize